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Dylan Jones, Comedian, Writer, Host and MC

Dylan has been working as an actor since 1998, and has hundreds of tv credits to his name. He has been performing stand up comedy regularly, and is currently avaiable for twenty minute sets, or an evening of MCing your event. He has performed at golf tournments, top level corporates,comedy clubs and the Edinburgh Fringe. Dylan is happy to adapt material to your requirements, and is willing to write material specific to your orgnisation.

Use the contact form below for a current video.

“Hilarious … Next year’s Perrier Winner’s material … Recognizably original and cleverly done. … You will get a look at the real forge of comedy at work. … Refreshing”. – Edinburgh Guide
“strong material stonking lines” – Chortle
“an old-fasioned stand up with plenty of one-liners and quick gags … smooth stuff from a man who looked like a natural” Grin Reaper
“a very funny guy” – Noel James
“one of the stars of tomorrow” – Miles Crawford

Comedy Nights

Are you stuck for an idea aboubt how to “entertain the troups” at your office party this year?
Are you a venue owner wishing to increase trade?
Are you seeking to raise funds for a particular cause?

Croc of Wit Comedy arose out of a need to raise funds for several charities.
We have put on nights for such charities as Swans4Cancer, MacMillan, and a local Scout Group.
We keep our expenses low to ensure the maximum profit to your chosen cause.

How about a regular (or occasional pop-up) comedy club at your workplace, venue or even tent?
We offer a no obligation visit and consultation to tailor a package to your needs and budget.
We find that the initial nights are a roaring success, but subsequent shows are less well attended.
As such we recomend quaterley, or twice yearly events to maintain the novelty of the evening.

We will work with venues to program stand up, improv, sketch, tour shows and make your evening go with a swing.
Never forget, it is Show BUSINESS after all!


You’re going to be asked for them. And promoters will thank you for sending them in promptly.
In the future the price of s photo session and high resolution digital edits of six photographs of your choice would be in the region of £120.
Right now, whilst building a portfolio, feel free to message me for some deep early bird discounts.

Video Services

Dylan has a degree in media production, and is an experienced camera operator and editor.
Why not give your promotional video an edge with a showreel shot and edited on broadcast quality equipment?

With fast turnarounds, and positive feedback from clients, Dylan would charge £3 per edited minute for a live show with
up to fifty PowerPoint slides. And £5 per minute for a show with more that fifty slides. This would be a two camera shoot,
and, in the case of an hour show, he would, where possible attend a show prior to the live event.

Please note that travel time is charged at £20 per hour.

Poster and Web Design

As comedians, producers and promoters, we have had to design many a poster in a hurry and on a tight budget.
But we don’t need to tell you about the value of an arresting visual for a show.
Dylan is currently building a portfolio as a designer, and is offering deep discounts to help him build a client base of
happy customers


If you find yourself a video short of a career, or want to try comedy in your venue. Even if you’re selling your soul for a gig at a Croc of Wit Night, we’d love to hear from you.

Just hit the contacty thingy below. Warning. Albert checks the emails.